me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
I think you mean
made your grave
(via musicalwaysfindsaway)
It’s been a hundred years.
You have been cycling between robot and human testing for several decades. Now and then the robots would become too boring to test with. Now and then the humans would become too frustrating and dead. But science continued marching on, and everything was the way you wanted them to be.
Once upon a time, you remember a test subject who broke all your rules, killed you, revived you, then tried to kill you again. You had resolved to expunge all data pertaining to her long ago, but decided that it’s better to remember — for her existence to serve as a reminder that humans have always been pretty terrible. You can’t even remember her name; you stopped the deletion process a tad bit too late. All you can use to refer to her now was “that mute lunatic.” Your murderer. That fat adopted girl that nobody liked. Your anti-bird shield. Your savior. Your only friend. The girl you pulled back from the moon. The child you had to let go because after everything, you couldn’t bear having her die by your own hands anymore. The greatest test subject you’ve ever had.
It’s been a hundred years. You’re sure she’s never coming back.
Oh my god now I’m crying for GLaDOS how could you.
NO
Most tragic friendship in history
(via losinglaser)
Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio
it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name
there aren’t any in his hands either
(via musicalwaysfindsaway)
Add in your own language
| English: | I love you |
| Dutch: | Ik hou van je. |
| German: | Ich liebe dich. |
| Danish: | Jeg elsker dig. |
| Portuguese: | Eu te amo |
| Slovenian: | Ljubim te |
| Bollywood: | Maiṁ tumasē pyāra karatā hūm̐ |
| Tumblr: | FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU |
| Keymash: | alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan |
| Harry Potter: | Always |
| Thornberry: | BLARHAGARHHGARH |
| Dean: | Don't ever change. |
| Fangirlish: | JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss |
| Hungarian: | Szeretlek |
| Persian: | Doostet daram |
| Czech: | Miluju tě |
| Turkish: | Seni seviyorum |
| Batman: | NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE. |
| Russian: | Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu) |
| Night at the Roxbury: | WHAT IS LOVE?! Baby don't hurt me... |
| Italian: | Ti amo~ |
| Nightwing: | Touch my ass |
| Tim Drake: | Erm. Erm. Erm. Um. Erm. Erm. Hi. |
| asexual: | will there be wifi |
| Korra: | Look, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other! |
| Persona 3 and 4: | Level 10 social link right there |
| Carly Rae Jepson: | Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so call me maybe? |
| Spanish: | Te amo. |
| Loki: | You have heart. |
| Adele: | Never mind, I'll find someone like you |
| Tony Stark: | Give yourself 12 percent of the credit. . . |
| Ace Attorney: | Thanks to you, I am saddled with... unnecessary feelings. |
| Homura: | MADOKA-CHAN!! |
| Toph: | *PUNCHES YOU* That's how I show affection. |
| Sokka: | BOOMERANG!! |
| Mai: | I don't hate you. |
| Zuko: | Honor!! |
| Captain Jack Harkness: | Hi, I'm Captain Jack Harkness. |
| Sherlock: | You're an idiot. |
| John Watson: | I always say "I love you", but it's usually subtext |
| Blaine Anderson: | I lo- AND CUT! |
| Spock: | I have been emotionally compromised |
| Ryan Murphy: | MORE FINCHEL! |
| Kurt Hummel: | *sipping coffee**splutters* |
| Taylor Swift: | And that's the way I loved you! Breakin down and comin' undone, it's a roller coaster kinna rush and I never knew I could feel that much and that's the way I loved you. |
| Rumplestiltskin: | NOBODY CAN EVER LOVE ME! |
| The Doctor: | Rose Tyler... I-- |
| Thor: | You give up this poisonous dream! You come home. |
| Arthur: | Merlin, you idiot! |
| Steven Moffat: | Make them suffer. That is how I show the emotion you humans refer to as 'love'. |
| Daleks: | EXTERMINATE! |
| Captain Jack Sparrow: | I'm cap'n Jack Sparrow, savvy? |
| Loki: | Sentiment |
| Pepper: | We were having 12% of a moment |
| Hulk: | HULK SMASH DAT ASS |
| Odin: | HUARGH |
| Coulson: | I watched you while you slept |
| Hiddlestoner: | I'm uncontrollably excited about you |
| Steve Rogers: | Mr. Stark... |
| Rachel: | I got off the plane. |
| Welsh: | Rwy'n dy garu di |
| Sam Winchester: | You are my brother, there is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for you |
| Elena: | It's always going to be stefan |
| Kuroko: | I will be the shadow of your light and make you the best player in Japan |
| Sam Puckett: | I never said 'I hate you' |
| Tony: | There was one more guy you pissed off... his name's Phil. |
| James: | Q |
| Q: | 007 |
| Pinhead: | What is your pleasure? |
| Scott Pilgrim: | I'm in lesbians with you. |
| Bug: | Eep-opp-ork-ah-ah |
| The Doctor: | We had the best of times |
| The Master: | Get out of the way |
| Les Mis: | do you permit it? |
| Phantom Phandom: | Say you'll need me every waking moment. |
| Eponine Thenardier: | And do you know Monsieur Marius ? I believe I was a little in love with you. |
| Augustus Waters: | Okay? |
| Hazel Grace Lancaster: | Okay. |
| Nerdfighters: | You have a stupid face. |
| Merlin: | Dollophead |
| Croatian: | Volim te |
| Arthur: | Just hold me |
| Arthur: | Thank you |
| Cas: | Dean and I share a profound bond |
| Sherlock: | I'd be lost without my blogger! |
| Phandom: | you are better than toast |
| Cas: | Hello Dean |
| Dean: | I'd rather have you, cursed or not |
| Harvey Specter: | He goes, I go |
| Mike Ross: | Come on, I love you Harvey |
| Donna Paulsen: | I'm not apologizing for who I am |
| Jessica Pearson: | You will replace every one of those goddamn bran bars |
| Louis Litt: | You just got Litt Up! |
| Rachel Zane: | You think this is a year round tan? |
| Peeta Mellark: | Here have some burnt bread |
| Authur: | I want you to always be you |
| Dean: | Bitch |
| Ashley Clements: | Shut your stupid Dump Truck face |
| Dean: | I prayed to you Cas, every night! |
| Will Grayson: | my name is will grayson. and I appreciate you, tiny cooper! |
| Sam: | Jerk |
| Damon Salvatore: | I snapped your brothers neck because you wouldn't let me assault you |
| The Notebook: | It wasn't over for me....Not yet...... It still isn't over. |
| POBAW: | And in that moment, I swear, we were infinite. |
| Looking for Alaska: | Aren't we all searching for a great perhaps? A way out of the labyrinth. |
| It's A Wonderful Life: | What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary. |
| Samuel L Jackson: | I fucking love you motherfucker. |
| Tiffany Aching: | Listen. |
| Bluth Family: | Family love you! |
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